~DON'T LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU ANSWER! IT WILL SPOIL THE QUIZ!~

1-Axl Rose
2-Freddie Mercury
3-David Lee Roth
4-Vince Neil
5-Steven Adler
6-Slash
7-Geddy Lee
8-Steve Perry
9-Will Smith
10-Johnny Depp

Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 [Steven Adler] was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?

Laugh and tell him to get his own toilet paper.

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 [David Lee Roth] and Number 7 [Geddy Lee] in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

Leave them alone with more alcohol

3. Number 8 [Steve Perry] offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

When was there something wrong with the plumbing?

4. Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

Freak out and hug him.

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 [Johnny Depp] wearing nothing but a small, purple Speedo?

Run.

6. Number 3 [David Lee Roth] insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

Say yes and crank up some Van Halen.

7. Number 9 [Will Smith] killed Number 4 [Vince Neil] right in front of you?

Scream and beat the crap out of him.

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 [Slash] to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

Yeah! It would look totally awesome!

2. Number 1 [Axl Rose] to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

I don't think I would trust Axl Rose with a drill.

3. Number 10 [Johnny Depp] and Number 5 [Steven Adler] to be left alone in your house or apartment?

No.

4. Number 8 [Steve Perry] to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

If they fit, he can.

5. Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

Sure if it's already messed up.

6. Number 4 [Vince Neil] to set you up on a date with Number 9 [Will Smith]?

If he really wanted to, I guess.

7. Number 1 [Axl Rose] and Number 3 [David Lee Roth] to operate heavy machinery together?

Yeah! Axl Rose+machineryESTRUCTION!!!

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 [Steven Adler] asks Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

That would be cool!

2. Number 7 [Geddy Lee] asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

Um...No thanks.

3. Number 8 [Steve Perry] and Number 9 [Will Smith] are fighting over you. What happens now?

Run right away.

4. Number 1 [Axl Rose] tries to kiss you. What do you do?

Do nothing.

5. Number 3 [David Lee Roth] confesses his secret love for Number 5 [Steven Adler] . What do you think of this?

It is between him and Steven so I would tell every one.

6. Number 6 [Slash] is cheating on Number 7 [Geddy Lee] with Number 3 [David Lee Roth], and you find out about it. What do you do?

Tell Geddy Lee.

7. Number 4 [Vince Neil] proposes to you. Your reaction?

Awesome but my parents would kill me. So yes.

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 [Axl Rose] doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

Run to go see it.

2. What if Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] tied Number 4 [Vince Neil] to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?

Help throw shoes at him while dying from laughing.

3. ...and then Number 8 [Steve Perry] and Number 5 [Steven Adler] danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?

Continue laughing even harder. Then join them.

4. Number 10 [Johnny Depp] has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?

How should I know.

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 [Will Smith] to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?

No.

6. What was Number 6 [Slash] in prison for?

Abuse?

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 [Vince Neil] smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

Scream and laugh at the same time.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1.Number 1 [Axl Rose] woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hug him and run to get him some ice tea.

2. Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] asked you to go out with him?

Faint and then say sure.

3. Number 3 [David Lee Roth] walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Scream and then kill him.

4. Number 4 [Vince Neil] cooked you dinner?

As long as he didn't cut his finger off while making it.

5. Number 5 [Steven Adler] was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Poke him and see if he wakes up.

6. Number 8 [Steve Perry] got into the hospital somehow?

Go visit him every day.

7. Number 9 [Will Smith] made fun of your friends?

Stab him to death.

8. Number 10 [Johnny Depp] ignored you all the time?

Cry and start stalking him.

-WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?-

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 [Axl Rose] do?

Kill them and save me!

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?

Help me to the hospital.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 [David Lee Roth] give you?

A signed picture of him.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 [Vince Neil] do?

Saves me... after the fire is out.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 [Steven Adler] do?

Laugh.

6. You're about to marry Number 10 [Johnny Depp] What's Number 6's [Slash] reaction?

Lose the rings.

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 [Geddy Lee] cheer you up?

Play some Rush.

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 [Steve Perry] calm you down?

Talks Axl Rose into meeting me.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 [Will Smith] support you?

Distract the others so I win.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 [Johnny Depp] do?

Yell at me in his creepy, deep, threatening voice.

-RELATIONSHIP PART-

1. Number 1 [Axl Rose] is all you've ever dreamed of.

WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

2. Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 [Will Smith]. Your reaction?

"Whatever floats ur boat."

3. You're dating Number 3 [David Lee Roth] and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

They would laugh because I was dating David Lee Roth.Then they would kill me.

4. Number 4 [Vince Neil] loves Number 9 [Will Smith] as well. What does that mean?

Uh...

5. Number 6 [Slash] appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Go out with him any way.

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 [Geddy Lee] can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Give HIM a new haircut. Then laugh at it.

7. Number 8 [Steve Perry] thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Tell him he'll find someone eventually.

8. Number 9 [Will Smith] is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?

Try to ignore him.

-FRIENDSHIP PART-

1. Could Number 1 [Axl Rose] and Number 6 [Slash] be soul mates?

I hope!

2. Would Number 2 [Freddie Mercury] trust Number 5 [Steven Adler]?

Yes. Steven wouldn't do anything too mean.

3. Number 3 [David Lee Roth] wants to go shopping, will Number 7 [Geddy Lee] come along?

If he did they would have to go to a lot of different stores.

4. Number 4 [Vince Neil] is bored and pokes Number 10 [Johnny Depp]. What happens after that?

Vince Neil would run before Johnny Depp could react.

5. Number 5 [Steven Adler] and Number 1 [Axl Rose] are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

The one that isn't boring.

6. If Number 6 [Slash] and Number 3 [David Lee Roth] cooked dinner, what would they make?

Tacos.

7. Number 7 [Geddy Lee] and Number 8 [Steve Perry] apply for a job. What job?

One at a hair salon.

8. Number 9 [Will Smith] gives Number 5 [Steven Adler] a haircut. Is that OK?

Why wouldn't it be.

9. Number 8 [Steve Perry] sketches what Number 1's [Axl Rose] perfect girlfriend/boyfriend should look like.

As long as it's me, I'm okay with it.

10. Number 10 [Johnny Depp] and Number 3 [David Lee Roth] are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

No one knows

Haha that was fun!